Created especially for the Australian customer!Facts, tips and stats for players, spectators and coaches!Fully updated with all the latest rule changes and including expanded skills, coaching and training chapters, Aussie Rules For Dummies, 2nd Edition takes you from getting a grip on the basics to more advanced aspects of playing, watching and coaching Australia’s national game. Packed with pract…
This book provides players with a self-paced, step-by-step programme for learning the important skills and game strategies of Australian football. Coaches and instructors can also use this as a teaching resource. Trevor Jacques shares his approach, which stresses that players must learn the skills needed to play in all positions in order to be effective team players. Each of the 13 steps provides …
Exciting, accurate, and easy to read, books in this series contain the latest in skills and practice activities, as recommended by each NSA. Skill development, rules, strategies – everything is covered and appropriate for players from high school and up. Careful explanations, along with technical diagrams and illustrations make this a sure teaching and coaching winner! Safety, equipment, how to jo…
You know the guy- that dope rap specimen with the cool dreads who sports massive hoops, football and major league tops and laughs audibly spontaneously, reputedly unprovoked.
Oh yup, and he magically repairs people’s automobiles, too.
Or should I say, “pimps” “as MTV rhymes it.
Only on United States TV can your defected Nissan (pronounced Nee-saan by X), Mazda (pronounced Maaz-da by Ish the Latino interiors guru), or Toyota (narrated the standard way like the rest of the world since there isn’t any other way to speak it) be converted from a rusting, greasy threat to society into a shiny, finely tuned honey magnet.
In half an hour.
Yes indeedy. If you’re lucky enough to live in California’s OC and own a crappy old car that is clearly disintegrating from one too many road smashes, all you need to do is video your sad case to the MTV GODS with your own Exhibit U for unregistered and no earlier than the opening theme song bounces with the groovy seventies graphics, X will be on your doorstep high fiving you if ya’ll a man and hugging you if you’re a sister. And continue hugging you. And hanging onto you. And lunging yourself at you.
(I have to admit, he does look quite cuddly. It’s hard to believe he is a gangster rapper with all that that gold, bulk and ink. Reverse-turntable-needle-noise. Wait a second, it all seems sensible now).
And once the delightful street wordsmith has your wheels, it’s goodbye peeling paint job and hello souped up up Holden “or Chevrolet, as the its badged in the States – presumably since the pronunciation of a three syllable foreign word is easier to pervert than that of a 2 syllable Aussie legend. Thank the Lord for that!
Not only will the crew at West Coast Customs repair your car, they will build you a brand new body kit, spray paint a personalised colour, design some wicked theme, recondition your entire motor, put in some sick muffler, install a state-of-the-art sound system and a Playstation in the trunk – not to mention the satellite navigation system inside your cigarette lighter and the pool table that flips out of the speedometer – so that you can drive and play eight ball at the same time, just like Mother Nature intended.
If you are (un) lucky enough , however, to reside on this side of the Pacific, you are going to have to do a little more background work when finding a decent car repair, smash repair or panel beating shop.
The general public do not expect their “ride” to be “pimped” after a prang but they want their means of daily transport reliably repaired and roadworthy before the end of the year.
If your car gets you from A to B and not X to T – Asap – I’m sure you would be OK with a truthful smash repairer who will get the job finished without the runaround.
So if you don’t happen to live in your own idiot box or know an Afro-American rapper who’s mates with a gang of scary looking, medically overweight and poorly pierced mechanics, vehicle electricians and smash repairers, then the second-best thing is to shop around and get some information from as many honest smash repairers as you can.
If you’ve had a crash and need your car repaired, be sure to check out dLook’s range of smash repairers, panel beaters and automotive spray painting services.
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